Comedy Interview: Megan Gailey

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Comedy Interviews wirh Matt RiggsI’m watching ‘Storytellers’ with Bruce Springsteen.  I don’t mean I’m watching the episode of ‘Storytellers’ where musician Bruce Springsteen is featured while he tells the stories of his popular songs.  I mean, sitting next to me on the couch while I watch the TV show ‘Storytellers’ is Bruce Springsteen.  He stopped by because we were going to play NCAA College Football 2009.  I always play with the Idaho Vandals and he plays as the Michigan State Spartans.  But, I forgot that I didn’t have fresh batteries for my X-Box 360 controller and since neither of us feel like walking to the 7-11, we just turned on the previously mentioned program ‘Storytellers’ on my television.  This episode is featuring the musician…well, never mind.  I don’t want to talk about this anymore.  I just want you to enjoy the interview with Megan Gailey.
Megan Gailey

Riggs:  How are you?
Gailey:  Currently sick but I had Shepherd’s pie for lunch, then watched The Purge 2 and feeling better.

Riggs:  If you could, how would you plan your own funeral?
Gailey:  FIREWORKS! Lots of booze, a roast, celebrity appearances from my ex’s and tons of food. Maybe a slide show of me looking my thinnest during every year of my life. I mean not maybe, definitely.

Riggs:  Corn: Canned or Fresh?
Gailey:  Fresh. We used to drive up to fields in Indiana and pick it and then put it in strangers mailboxes. That’s basically and Indiana hate crime.
Riggs:  What is the thing (tv show, comedian, person etc.) that gave you the idea to start comedy?
Gailey:  Johnny Carson

Riggs:  If you could have dinner with any historical figure, what would you suggest as an appetizer?
Gailey:  App sampler: shrimp cocktail, meatball sliders, buffalo wings, nachos.

Riggs:  How many surgeries have you had?
Gailey:  1

Megan Gailey interview

Gailey as Ariel with Ursula, performed by unknown jackass

Riggs:  What are your four favorite state capitals (lower 48)? Please don’t say why.
Gailey:  Indianapolis, Indy, Naptown! Hoosier home (honestly I read through the Wikipedia list and the rest are garbage)

Riggs:  5 words or less…explain religion.
Gailey:  Church candy mean men death

Riggs:  What are you most proud of in the world?
Gailey:  My family. They are better than me and I know that.

Riggs:  Any final thoughts? (Although none of your words will be edited, do know that if you do not include nice words about me, I will add them in for you…fyi, my version of you will be very complimentary of me)
Gailey:  Go Colts. Powerade Zero should be sold more places and breast cancer awareness is a hoax.  Also, Matt Riggs is a swell son of a gun and his dad is also a gun, a real gun.

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Matt Riggs grew up in rural Indiana and barely attended Indiana University. After his dreams of working at an amusement park for the rest of his life were squelched, he headed to Chicago to try comedy. He can be seen in shows all over the Midwest and is a cast member of Chicago Underground Comedy. He participated in the 2012, 2013 and 2014 Chicago Women’s Funny Festival, The Limestone Comedy Festival 2014 and the 2013 TBS Just for Laughs Chicago. He has a weekly podcast called Bad News/Good Timing on iTunes. When he is not trying to think of things that people might want to read on his bio, he is enjoying a nice podcast or perhaps inventing a new food made with mostly hot dogs.
Matt RiggsComedy Interview: Megan Gailey