Comedy Interview: Megan Gailey

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Comedy Interviews wirh Matt RiggsI’m watching ‘Storytellers’ with Bruce Springsteen.  I don’t mean I’m watching the episode of ‘Storytellers’ where musician Bruce Springsteen is featured while he tells the stories of his popular songs.  I mean, sitting next to me on the couch while I watch the TV show ‘Storytellers’ is Bruce Springsteen.  He stopped by because we were going to play NCAA College Football 2009.  I always play with the Idaho Vandals and he plays as the Michigan State Spartans.  But, I forgot that I didn’t have fresh batteries for my X-Box 360 controller and since neither of us feel like walking to the 7-11, we just turned on the previously mentioned program ‘Storytellers’ on my television.  This episode is featuring the musician…well, never mind.  I don’t want to talk about this anymore.  I just want you to enjoy the interview with Megan Gailey.
Megan Gailey

Riggs:  How are you?
Gailey:  Currently sick but I had Shepherd’s pie for lunch, then watched The Purge 2 and feeling better.

Riggs:  If you could, how would you plan your own funeral?
Gailey:  FIREWORKS! Lots of booze, a roast, celebrity appearances from my ex’s and tons of food. Maybe a slide show of me looking my thinnest during every year of my life. I mean not maybe, definitely.

Riggs:  Corn: Canned or Fresh?
Gailey:  Fresh. We used to drive up to fields in Indiana and pick it and then put it in strangers mailboxes. That’s basically and Indiana hate crime.
Riggs:  What is the thing (tv show, comedian, person etc.) that gave you the idea to start comedy?
Gailey:  Johnny Carson

Riggs:  If you could have dinner with any historical figure, what would you suggest as an appetizer?
Gailey:  App sampler: shrimp cocktail, meatball sliders, buffalo wings, nachos.

Riggs:  How many surgeries have you had?
Gailey:  1

Megan Gailey interview

Gailey as Ariel with Ursula, performed by unknown jackass

Riggs:  What are your four favorite state capitals (lower 48)? Please don’t say why.
Gailey:  Indianapolis, Indy, Naptown! Hoosier home (honestly I read through the Wikipedia list and the rest are garbage)

Riggs:  5 words or less…explain religion.
Gailey:  Church candy mean men death

Riggs:  What are you most proud of in the world?
Gailey:  My family. They are better than me and I know that.

Riggs:  Any final thoughts? (Although none of your words will be edited, do know that if you do not include nice words about me, I will add them in for you…fyi, my version of you will be very complimentary of me)
Gailey:  Go Colts. Powerade Zero should be sold more places and breast cancer awareness is a hoax.  Also, Matt Riggs is a swell son of a gun and his dad is also a gun, a real gun.

More Megan!


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Matt RiggsComedy Interview: Megan Gailey